Thursday, June 07, 2007

Want my job?

If anyone reading fancies a shot at The Antarctic Experince (TM), BAS are advertising for my replacement for next season. Click here for details.


Anonymous Skinny D said...

Could I put you down as a referee?

7:50 am GMT  
Blogger Dean said...

Attributes required for Dave's eventual replacement:

Guitar player
Semi-decent singer
Keyboard player
Ability to get REALLY angry while playing pool
A love of everything 80s
Quality taste in music
Unmatched enthusiasm for cheesy music
Must like G+Ts

12:55 pm GMT  
Anonymous Skinny D said...


Guitar - yes
Singing - probably as well (poorly) as Dave
Keyboard - Nope
Pool - I get really titted off by my computer
80s - hell yeah
Music - not even close to Daves
Cheese - ditto
G+T - certainly sir, lime with that?

Other attributes
- Also called Dave
- Also from Wales

9:13 am GMT  
Blogger David Vaynor Evans said...

Dear Mr Skinny.

I'm delighted to inform you of success in your recent application to work in Antarctica. The last two details are what really clinched it in your favour!

To complete the paperwork, please sign here to accept "additional roles" as they occur: cargo hand, ship's painter, seal tamer, aircraft baggage handler, heavy plant driver, binman, fireman, bakerman, candlestick maker man, etc...

If you could just change your surname to Evans to ensure maximum confusion with Dean, you can start immediately!


P. N. Gwyn

9:37 am GMT  

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