Attributes required for Dave's eventual replacement:
Guitar player Semi-decent singer Keyboard player Ability to get REALLY angry while playing pool A love of everything 80s Quality taste in music Unmatched enthusiasm for cheesy music Must like G+Ts
Guitar - yes Singing - probably as well (poorly) as Dave Keyboard - Nope Pool - I get really titted off by my computer 80s - hell yeah Music - not even close to Daves Cheese - ditto G+T - certainly sir, lime with that?
Other attributes - Also called Dave - Also from Wales
I'm delighted to inform you of success in your recent application to work in Antarctica. The last two details are what really clinched it in your favour!
To complete the paperwork, please sign here to accept "additional roles" as they occur: cargo hand, ship's painter, seal tamer, aircraft baggage handler, heavy plant driver, binman, fireman, bakerman, candlestick maker man, etc...
If you could just change your surname to Evans to ensure maximum confusion with Dean, you can start immediately!
David spent a year at the Britsh Antarctic Survey's Halley research station where he took a lot of photographs. He still likes snapping but can't be arsed to get a Flickr account, so here they are!
What's all this about bikes? Take me to the penguins! Click here
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Could I put you down as a referee?
Attributes required for Dave's eventual replacement:
Guitar player
Semi-decent singer
Keyboard player
Ability to get REALLY angry while playing pool
A love of everything 80s
Quality taste in music
Unmatched enthusiasm for cheesy music
Must like G+Ts
Ummm,
Guitar - yes
Singing - probably as well (poorly) as Dave
Keyboard - Nope
Pool - I get really titted off by my computer
80s - hell yeah
Music - not even close to Daves
Cheese - ditto
G+T - certainly sir, lime with that?
Other attributes
- Also called Dave
- Also from Wales
Dear Mr Skinny.
I'm delighted to inform you of success in your recent application to work in Antarctica. The last two details are what really clinched it in your favour!
To complete the paperwork, please sign here to accept "additional roles" as they occur: cargo hand, ship's painter, seal tamer, aircraft baggage handler, heavy plant driver, binman, fireman, bakerman, candlestick maker man, etc...
If you could just change your surname to Evans to ensure maximum confusion with Dean, you can start immediately!
Regards
P. N. Gwyn
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